EU tells member states and citizens what forms of speech are acceptable to the EU wusses

Well, you knew it was coming:  The EU has issued its newest guidelines for politically correct speech.  Some examples:

• Avoid saying or writing "mankind," but use "humankind"
• Avoid saying or writing "statesman" or "statesmen," but substitute "political leaders"
• Avoid saying or writing "man-made;" substitute "synthetic"
• Avoid saying or writing "businessman;" substitute "businessperson"
• Avoid saying or writing "tradesman;" substitute "tradesperson"

Of course this kind of insanity absolutely begs to be spoofed.  Like...

• Avoid saying or writing "humankind;" substitute "hupersonkind"
• Avoid saying or writing "manual;" subtitute "instruction brochure"
• Avoid saying or writing "emancipated;" substitute "freed"
• Avoid saying or writing "intake manifold;" substitute "intake personfold"
• Avoid saying or writing "woman;" substitute "woperson"
• Avoid saying or writing "female;" substitute "feeperson"
• Avoid saying or writing "person;" substitute "perxer"
• Avoid saying or writing "romance;" substitute "ropersonce"
• Avoid saying or writing "Roman empire;" substitute "Roperson empire"

Actually this exercise in insanity by the EU pencilnecks does tell us something many men have suspected for years: militant feminists don't consider themselves to be members of the human race.