October 22, 2018

Famous, brilliant Hollywood star strikes a blow at the eeevil NFL, says she won't do a Superbowl ad

There are moments in our nation's life that you remember forever:  What you were doing when you saw the hijacked jetliners crashing into the World Trade Center.  What you were doing when you learned that Trump had won the election--something the media elites said couldn't possibly happen.

Another such moment happened Friday--at least if you're a liberal:  Amy Schumer angrily announced to the world that... she won't appear in any commercials for the Superbowl!

She announced this momentous decision Friday on social media, angry because the horrible NFL owners haven't offered noble virtue-signalling anthem-kneeler Colin Kaepernik a job as a starting quarterback at a salary of $30 million a year.  It's simply unfair!  The White Patriarchy is oppressing the poor minority person!

Schumer not only supported Kaep, she challenged white NFL players to join him in kneeling for the national anthem.

Yes, it was a genuine "defining moment" for the nation.

If you're not a liberal Social Justice Warrior you're probably asking yourself "Who the hell is Amy Schumer?"

If you asked that it just shows you aren't 'plugged in' to the key issues facing our nation today.  Cuz all the 'cool kids' know who Amy Schumer is.  They hang on her every word, because she's so incredibly smart, and has a Virtue Rating of 98!

If you didn't know how important and smart and cool Amy Schumer is, you're must not be one of the 'cool kids.'  You're probably wasting your time working, raising your kids, paying taxes or fighting your local school board about transgender restrooms instead of going to important parties and organizing protests to support open borders.  Heck, your Virtue Rating is probably under 20! 

But Amy has shown you how you too can be cool and hip.  You too can fight oppression, racism and the eeeebil patriarchy, by joining Amy in her brave, virtuous protest!  Tell the corporate oppressors that you too will refuse to do any Superbowl ads this year!  Then tweet the vid of your decision with the hashtag #WeStandwithAmy.  Together we'll force the apartheid Nazi oppressors who own NFL teams to give Colin Kaepernik a starting position, and to allow all their players to kneel for the oppressive, raacist national anthem.

After all, the Constitution guarantees everyone the right to say anything they want without having to worry about their employer firing 'em.  It's right next to the clause that says everyone in the nation is entitled to free college and free medical care.

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