Wednesday, May 23

Writer in mens' fashion mag tips Dems' hand: "I actually do want to take your guns--all of 'em."

For years liberals and Democrats have been lying that they don't actually want to take everyone's guns away, just what they cunningly, ignorantly, falsely call "military weapons."  Like, you know, weapons that fire one round per trigger pull.  Cuz gun owners call those "automatic," even though they're really just "semi-auto."

But I digress.  Point is that girly-man magazines--those designed to sell expensive clothes to fops--have long been far left.  They hate guns.  And now one has dropped the pretense of Leftists and Dems not wanting to actually ban private gun ownership.

Here's the article by a wuss by the name of Dave Holmes, in fashion mag Esquire:
Hey there, NRA:
Listen, I know the moments after a gunman opens fire in a school are hectic for you. You have to get your talking points together, you have to mentally prepare to debate a traumatized yet sensible child, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and practice saying that more guns would have made the situation less deadly. It’s a busy time! And since we are always either in the moments after or the moments before a mass shooting, you’re pretty much always busy, I have noticed!
Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns.
All of your guns.  Right now.
Isn't it amazing, Dave, that guns have been available to ordinary teenagers for over a century, yet mass school shootings are a relatively recent phenomenon?  Rational people would take that as proving that guns aren't the cause.  Instead, it's young, deranged copycats, who know they'll get their 15 minutes of fame.

But of course the idea of private gun ownership as the ultimate defense against criminals, abusive spouses or an abusive government never crosses your mind, eh?  Cuz you aren't a woman (um, maybe we need to investigate that a bit more) and you don't mind a leftist government that controls everything.

So we're not surprised, Dave.  It's just the way you creatures roll.

Oh, but Dave isn't finished yet.  Here he is again:
I want to take them all and melt them down and shape them into a giant sphere and then push it at you so you have to run away from it like Indiana Jones for the rest of your lives. I want Ted Nugent to roam the halls of his gunless house, sighing wearily until he dies. I want to end this thing once and for all, so that all of you who have prioritized the sale of guns over the lives of children have to sit quietly and think about what you’ve done. God help me, I want to take all of your guns out of your hands, by myself, right now.
You really want to take my guns by yourself, personally?  Somehow I doubt you would really have the stones to try that, even if the Democrats made it the law of the land.  Oh, I don't doubt you want someone else to take my guns, but you wouldn't have the stones to do it yourself.  Instead your party would order big, armed cops to take the guns, so that you wouldn't be at risk.

Cuz that's the way you creatures roll.

Isn't it interesting:  Illegal and unprescribed drugs kill something like 60,000 Americans per year, many of them barely out of highschool.  Yet we don't hear you calling for illegal drugs to be further criminalized.  Cars kill more people each year than guns, and many of those killed or horribly injured are helpless children, but because cars have a useful purpose, we don't see you demonizing cars.  You reserve your girly-man tantrum solely for another thing that has many hugely useful purposes.

You just trivialize or ignore those very useful purposes.  Or you don't agree that, for example, a woman should have the right to be armed so she can defend herself against a stronger male attacker.   Nevertheless, you insist that everyone listen to you, and do as you demand.

In that case, come and take them, Dave.  Yourself.  Personally.


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