Social justice warriors start GoFundMe page to send food to starving Venezuelans
This is a hoot! Social-justice warriors set up GoFundMe for starving Venezuelans!
If you've been reading the news you know the people of Venezuela are starving. The exact reason isn't clear but we know, right? It's because the oil companies and the banks and the crazy maniac Trump have conspired to starve them into voting out their socialist government!
The oil companies did this by dropping the price of oil. Since oil is the main source of money for Venezuela, that cut their income terribly!
We can't let Trump and the oil companies win! So we've set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for food for Venezuelans! When we reach $1 million we'll charter a freighter, fill it with organically-grown food, harvested by Fair Farm Wage companies, and send it to Venezuela.
We know all good-thinking Americans--all Democrats--love socialism, and since Venezuela is the newest socialist country in the western hemisphere it's a tragedy that they have so little food through no fault of theirs. So donate as much as you can afford, right away, so we can help these poor people.
Remember, their plight isn't their fault! They're totally innocent. Some bigots and racists are whispering that their crisis is due to socialist policies, but we know that's just a big lie, pushed by the Trump administration. The fact is that all their problems have been caused by the U.S. government and the oil companies. U.S. oil companies--at the direction of the Trump administration--unilaterally cut the price of oil to bankrupt Venezuela! It's just one more example of eevil capitalism cutting prices to hurt little countries.
The response by U.S. Democrats and fans of socialism to the plight of Venezuela has been absolutely huge: Our GoFundMe was only set up two days ago and we've already raised $137! And a lot of very prominent Americans have donated early, and we'd like to give a big shout-out to our early donors:
Thank you all so much! You're the best! You're showing the world the true spirit of
socialism--generously sharing your wealth with people in dire need!
- Nancy Pelosi -- $25 Thank you, congresswoman! We knew we could count on you to lead!
- Sean Penn -- $15
- Senator Chuck Schumer -- $15
- Senator Diane Feinstein -- $10
- Barbra Streisand -- $10
- Michael Moore (film maker) -- $8
- Hillary Clinton -- $7.50
- Senator Bernie Sanders -- $5
- Barack Obama (winner of Nobel peace prize and former president) -- $5
- Chelsea Clinton (winner of Lifetime achievement award and future Senator) -- $4.50