Dow plummets. MSM: "Blame Republicans"

Dow drops 512 points.

It's obviously the Republicans' fault.

Their "Stimulus bill" did nothing.

Their "Health Care Reform Act" (which the press for some bizarre reason called "ObamaCare") scared businesses off of hiring.

Their constant insistence on more spending, and demands to lift the debt limit, have spooked the markets.

Their class-warfare rhetoric has turned Americans against Americans.

Republicans. Obviously.

[h/t nickless at Ace's]