Dear Don: Dems are lining you up for a 3rd impeachment. Here's how to sink THEM

Dear Don: 

It’s been almost a year since I last wrote you, as I wanted to see if the advisors you selected were any good.  It’s now clear that a lot of 'em aren’t, and that by chance you're now badly in need of a couple of fast solutions to avoid being impeached a third time.

While there are half a dozen potentially fatal problems, the most pressing at the moment seems to be the claim by Democrats that sinking fast boats smuggling drugs into the U.S. is a "war crime."  

Yes, the Democrats and the Washington Post are calling it a war crime, and are firing up their base to support a third impeachment.  And predictably, cowardly RINOs are starting to sign on as they see the political winds shifting. 

My guess is you’ve got less than two weeks to de-fuse this before it costs Republicans control of the entire government.  So here’s how to fix it:

At every press conference and cabinet meeting and impromtu Q&A with the press as you walk to the chopper for the next three months, announce that since congressional Democrats have been bleating that blowing up drug-smuggling boats is a war crime, you’re inviting ‘em to introduce a bill declaring that if passed, in the future, unless congress has declared war, sinking a drug-smuggling boat will be an impeachable offense, regardless of the president’s political party.

Keep repeating that invitation, and ask Mike Johnson and John Thune to publicly promise--often!--to bring it up for a floor vote.  You know Dem leftists won’t be able to resist taking the bait, and after the members of the Squad and the other hard leftists--Swalwell, Ted Lieu, Hakeem, and a dozen senators--sign on as co-sponsors, lots of semi-Left Democrats, feeling pressure from the Left, will join ‘em. 

This is a win-win, because if the Dems' bill passes, you and other GOP will be able to say that the Democrats voted for opioids and related drugs killing 100,000 Americans a year over the U.S. killing a hundred or so drug smugglers enriching the cartels.

If the Dems can't get their bill passed, you still get a hundred videos of Democrat members pushing to protect drug smugglers, proving exactly the same point as if it passed--that Dems would rather 100,000 Americans die from drug overdose than let our military sink a few dozen drug boats.  

If you run with the solution I just described, next I’ll tell you how to get Putin to agree to your proposal for an end to the war.

Sincerely,