How the Lying Mainstream Media spins leftist lawbreaking

When a local TV station naively broadcasts a story that shows Leftists/Dems/communists doing something that would make normal Americans furious, here's how the Mainstream Media spins it:

1. "It's not happening.  It's just another right-wing scare story!"
2. "It might be happening, but it's nothing to be worried about.  Chill, citizen!"
3. "It's happening, and it's really guuuud!"
4. "Congress should pass a law making it mandatory!"
5. Mainstream Media write editorials implying that "Smaht pipo realize      the real problem is conservatives who object to this obvious good!"

Happens every time.