As polls show Trump leading in swing states, Dems ramp up production of fake ballots

As polls show former president Trump continuing to lead in almost every "swing state," Democrat strategists admitted the party will need even more fake ballots to win the election this year.

"We've got to double our target number of fake votes this year," said a Democrat insider under the condition of anonymity. "In 2020 we only needed 45,000 fake votes to win, but this year it looks like we'll have to increase our production of hijinx and substantially raise the output of malarky."

White House insiders are beginning to worry that there may not even be enough recently deceased people casting votes to overcome the deficit.  "It's risky when someone who died 20 years ago votes.  To avoid being too obvious we need ballots from people who just died recently," said one insider.

Democrats in swing states have been told to ramp up ballot production.  "It's not hard," said one Democrat worker.  "You just have to know how many ballots are needed." 

Hat tip: The Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year