New study finds reasons why number of illegals doubled under biden

Say, here's an interesting graph, eh citizen?  Shows the number of KNOWN illegal border crossers each month for both Trump's and Biden's tenure as president (or "president").

Notice the HUGE jump just after FJB was installed, eh?  Almost twice as many illegals crossing every month.  The average American might just be curious to know what suddenly, instantly changed to cause the number of illegal entries to double, eh?

Now a new study by two Hahvahd professors claims this was entirely caused by several factors:

• Entirely by coincidence, at the beginning of Feb 2021 the world's economy was devastated by covid, causing millions more newly unemployed foreigners to enter the U.S. to survive;
• Global warming increased dramatically in Dec of 2020, forcing residents of equatorial nations to flee to cooler northern nations like the U.S.;
• Changes in the Earth's magnetic field in the 4th quarter of 2020 made satellite phone systems in poor nations unreliable, forcing millions of residents in undeveloped nations to flee to the U.S.
• 2020 had 13 full moons, forcing millions of terrified residents of third-world nations to flee to the U.S. where they could be distracted by TV shows and movies;
• In the fall of 2020 Jupiter aligned with Mars, forcing millions of superstitious citizens of third-world nations to flee to the U.S;
• Millions of third-world residents were waiting at camps in Mexico, scared to enter the U.S. because they were afraid the scary orange racist Donald Trump would kill them if they entered,  so when Trump was ousted they moved north. 

The professors concluded that while any one of the above events could easily have caused the doubling of illegal aliens entering, they found no evidence whatsoever that Biden's repeated statements during the 2020 campaign urging everyone to come to the U.S. had any effect on the numbers.