"Temporarily undocumented American" (whut?) arrested on capitol steps with machete

The day after Christmas a 23-year-old man was found on the steps of the Capitol brandishing a machete and carrying a large knife.  

Jose Leonardo Marquez was arrested by Capitol Police on Dec. 26 and charged with carrying a dangerous weapon and possessing a prohibited weapon.

The man turned out to be an illegal immigrant from Venezuela--or in the cunningly misleading nomenclature used by the lawless biden regime to make the truth almost impossible to recognize, a "temporarily undocumented American."

WELL...obviously that's raaaacism, cuz duh po' "refugee" din' have housing, so when he wanted to see duh Capitol he had nowhere to leave his machete and knife where he could be sure they wouldn't be stolen.  So he was forced to carry 'em, not realizing that violated some rule, like unarmed Americans entering the Capitol on Jan 6.

So clearly this was a "pounce" by Republicans on dis po' man who nevah dun nuffin wrong.  He was a total victim:  As legendary social researcher Claudine Gay put it, both were "the victim of a well-laid trap."

So to prevent a similar outrage from happening again, congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced a bill requiring the government to install lockers just outside the metal fence surrounding the Capitol, reserved for use by "temporarily undocumented Americans."

With the GOP down to a two-vote majority in the House, passage looks good since a dozen nominal Rethuglicans are really Democrats.  Sen. Chuck Schumer has said that within hours after the bill passed the House, the senate will immediately pass it, and the White House has indicated the preznit will sign it.

Because Sr. Marquez didn't know you weren't allowed to carry a machete in DC, the biden "Justice Department" says it will drop all charges, as it did with Sam Bankman-Fried and Hunty biden, if Marquez pleads guilty and performs 500 hours of "community service."

When the lone conservative reporter in the White House press corps noted that Marquez's lawyers had already agreed that the so-called "community service" would be depositing ballots in "drop-boxes" for biden voters in Spanish-speaking districts, press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said that claim was "totally absurd," and if true it was "absolutely necessary for the president to defend our precious democracy."

Another reporter noted that in most states the number of registered voters was only about one percent higher than four years earlier, and yet in Arizona, California, Texas, Illinois and New York the total number of registered voters was almost six million higher than in 2020, and asked if the biden administration had an explanation.

KJP replied that such questions should be directed to the states, since the only role the federal government has in elections is certifying that there was absolutely no fraud, and preventing states from requiring photo-ID to vote.  And striking down state laws requiring that ballots be received by a week after election day to be counted. Other than those things, no role at all in elections.