Leftist Washington Post says Waukesh massacre was "caused by an SUV." Really?

If you think the Leftist Mainstream Media will EVER tell you the truth, consider the tweet below from Jeff Bezos's Washington Post (which they eventually deleted):

If you hadn't heard about this "event" before, what would the Post's tweet lead you to think?

Well according to the Post this attack sorry, "tragedy" was "caused by a [sic] SUV."  

Really?  So the Post implies that a few SUV's have mysteriously become sentient and now drive around all by themselves.  And hey, dat's reasonable, cuz at least a dozen models of vehicles are now advertised as self-driving, right?

Wait...you say this vehicle was NOT self-driving?  That there was actually a driver choosing the speed and heading?  NOOoooo, dis not possible!  Cuz no human would deliberately mow down "dancing grannies" and kids under 15 marching in a Christmas parade!  It makes no sense!  Just not possible in any sane world.  So..."self-driving vehicle runs amok" sounds way more plausible, eh?

Now, we're pretty sure the idiots at the Post don't really think SUVs have somehow become sentient.  But we're equally sure that neither the Post nor any other leftist Mainstream Media outlet wants ANY reader to examine the real cause:  a black, white-hating career-criminal obsessed with killing whites.  Cuz man, dat f's up duh Narrative!

Can't have dat, right?

So...watch out fo' dem sentient SUVs.  In fact, why not ban dem things altogether?  Who needs that much room, or that much speed, eh?   Just like who needs guns, eh?

Not to be outdone on the "Nothing to see here, citizens," CBS's chirpy talking head introduced their live video of the driver's first court appearance with "He's accused of driving through a Christmas parade."  Not "...of deliberately running over 40 people, killing six (so far)."  As CBS wants you to see it, it's as if someone like Joe Biden was out driving/wandering around and got lost, and crossed the parade route.  Yeah, jus' like dat.

Regular Americans roasted the Lying Media: "Deadly, but mostly peaceful crash," said one.  "Media is angling to charge the *SUV* for the crime."  "A car did some things" (using Ilhan Omar's summary of the hijacking of 4 commercial jets on 9/11: "some people did something."  Literally.

If any event doesn't fit the carefully-crafted wokie/Media Narrative, the Media uses soft, passive-voice, exculpatory language.  Contrast with the Media shrieking that Rittenhouse was a raacist murderer, despite the men he shot being white and trying to kill him.