The Narrative virtually everyone in DC believes

Here is the Narrative still in play in most of the DC area:

• President Biden's patience has worn thin with selfish people who endanger the vaccinated by refusing to take the vax, so because your president wants to protect you, on the advice of every medical expert he's ordered that everyone MUST be vaccinated against the dreaded virus; no exemptions will be permitted, for any reason.
• You may have heard a rumor that on the advice of all medical experts, President Biden has ordered everyone to be vaccinated.  This is simply a right-wing scare story!  Your president fully believes in freedom of choice, and would never order you to do that.  Instead he's allowed a totally competent government medical agency called OSHA to develop whatever rule the medical experts at that agency decide is best.  And the president has directed those medical experts NOT to have the federal government force you to take the vax.  Cuz, Choice, citizen!  So instead, it will be left up to private companies whether to ask their employees nicely to take the vax.  That decision is totally up to company management.  No coercion at all!  Company owners and execs have the option to refuse, in which case there will be some small fine imposed--possibly $70,000 per "violation."  And according to the new rule all employees who refuse to take the vax can be fired, with no recourse and no unemployment payments.  So as we said, it's all totally voluntary.
  
• The vaccines are safe and effective.  Safe and effective.  Safe and effective.
• None of the vaccines cause any adverse effects.  That's just a scare story pushed by nutty right-wing extremists;
• Once you're vaccinated you can't catch the virus, cuz, y'know, it's a "vaccine" (duh!).  Or if you do catch it, you won't get any symptoms.  Or if you do, they'll only be mild ones.  At the very least, if you've been fully vaccinated and do happen to be one of the few people who get the virus, at least you won't die.  Any rumors you may hear about people dying after taking the vax are just right-wing scare stories.
  
• The vaccines kill the virus, so vaccinated people can't infect other vaccinated people--because the vax killed all the virus they had.
• Unvaccinated people are a huge risk to vaccinated people, because the unvaxxed could have the virus without symptoms, and thus could infect vaccinated people.  But because the vax kills the virus, vaccinated people can't infect anyone else.  Anyone who says vaccinated people can infect others with the virus is a nutty right-wing extremist.  By contrast, unvaccinated people are still a huge risk to vaccinated people.  It's Science!
  
• There is no effective treatment for Covid.  There never has been.  Anyone who says there ARE effective treatments is a right-wing extremist who should be jailed.  Those doctors in India who claim to have brought new cases to almost zero by handing out some non-FDA-approved drug are either misinformed or lying.  And probably right-wing extremists.
• Everyone must be vaccinated, for the good of all.  Anyone who refuses is a grave danger to you and your precious children.
  
• Any study that contradicts the official statements of the FDA is wrong, period.  So that nutty story that highly-vaxxed Israel is having a huge per-capita spike in cases is simply false.  Because the vaccines are "safe and effective," right?  So Israel is not seeing a huge spike in "breakthrough cases."  That's just a right-wing scare story--"misinformation" pushed by extremists.  We shouldn't even allow those stories to be published, or put on the Net.
• Social media and YouTube should ban anyone from posting anything that might increase "vaccine hesitancy."
• Anthony Fauci is an expert and has your best interests at heart.  He's been totally consistent in his orders to mask and to get the vax.  So you need to do as he orders.  After all, "follow the Science," right?  He's been totally right from the outset.  Remember "Two weeks to flatten the curve"?  And sure enough, two weeks of lockdowns flattened the curve, just as Dr. Fauci predicted.  We're working on getting him a Nobel prize for medicine for his pioneering work on managing this epidemic.
• You may have heard rumors that this virus was modified in a lab in China to make it infect humans, or to make it more lethal to humans.  There is no evidence to support this crazy rumor!  It's as crazy as tales that someone found a laptop belonging to the president's son, or that our southern border is wide open.  All these are just scare-stories pushed by right-wing extremists!
• You may have heard rumors that 14,000 refugees were living under a bridge on the Texas border, and that the Administration has flown them to other U.S. cities.  This is simply a crazy rumor. While there may have been some people living under a bridge in a Texas border town, they're no longer there, so it's likely that after Secretary Mayorkas announced that our border was closed, they simply returned to their home countries.  Also, if the Administration had flown 14,000 refugees to other cities, your media would have reported their arrival.  Since that has not been reported, that clearly suggests that no refugees were flown to other U.S. cities.  Our southern border is close, and more secure than ever before.
• No one has found any evidence that any votes were improperly counted in the 2020 election.  Claims that the election saw "vote fraud" are simply scare-stories by right-wing extremists to generate opposition to the marvelous Biden/Harris administration.  It's called "the Big Lie," and we're working with social media to make repeating such claims a federal crime. 
• You may have heard some people claiming that the Administration's badly-needed bill to repair our woeful "social infrastructure" would create a new federal agency to promote the Green New Deal and fight Climate Change, and is estimated to cost $3.5 trillion.  This is just a right-wing scare-story!  The true cost will be FAR less than that.  You won't even notice it.  Besides, the entire cost will be paid by raising taxes on the rich.  That's great because after the tax cuts pushed through by the Trump regime you know the Rich don't pay as much tax as you do.  So tell your representatives that you support this badly-needed bill.  Because everyone knows "infrastructure" is a great thing, right?
• Climate Change is the biggest threat to humanity.  It's causing sea levels to rise by a huge amount every year--estimated to be almost 1,000 micrometers per year!  With numbers like that, you can easily see why you should be scared!  Which means you should vote Democrat.
• If the dire, existential threat of Climate Change doesn't scare you, an equally dire threat is "domestic terrorism" by right-wing extremists.  They're all out to get you.  Your only defense against this existential threat to you and your kids is to vote Democrat.  By mail, of course.