Worried about rising gas prices? Don't worry, citizen! Joe has a secret weapon!

See, you were worried cuz you thought our energy problems would be handled by that moron Blinken, or that worse corrupt moron with no energy experience, Joe and Ho's "secretary of energy," the clueless Jennifer Granholm.  Of course at least she was governor of the big oil-producing state of Michigan, so at least there' that.

Wait, Michigan doesn't produce any oil at all.  (Well, virtually none.)  So let's keep looking for expertise in energy.  Ah, got it!  DOCTOR Jill!  Of course!

Nah, for a second there I thought her PhD was in petroleum engineering.  Then maybe nuclear physics.  No such luck--it's in education.  And if you read her "dissertation" you'll wonder how she got it.

Okay, we're going pretty deep into the team roster, still looking for energy competence.  How about Jen Psaki?  She looks promising, given her experience in "refinery optimization."

Oh wait, that was Jen Saki.  Rookie mistake.

But finally we get to the guy who clearly knows a lot about oil and gas.  In fact, a foreign energy company thought so much of his skill that they paid him a cool million bucks a year for his...influence.  Yes, it's Hunter Biden.  We're SAVED!

Source: Ace of Spades