Did you hear? Trump's son sold his self-painted "art" for up to half a MILLION bucks each! Wait...what?

Wow, did you hear about this brazen corruption?  Yep, when Donald Trump was in office, his son sold dozens of "abstract paintings" to a gallery with ties to China--for as much as half a MILLION bucks each!

Democrats immediately screamed that this was nothing more than a bribe, a way to buy access to the White House.  They say it's outrageous, and that people need to go to prison for this corruption!

 

Wait...what??  Ya say the president's son selling the "artwork" for up to $500,000 apiece was NOT Trump's son??  Then who the hell did this? 

What?  You say the president's son selling hack "art" for half a million apiece is actually Hunter Biden?

Oh, in that case, never mind.  Nothing bribe-y about this at ALL, citizen!  In fact, how can you even be sure this actually happened, eh?  Aha!  You can't!  This hasn't been reported by the Times or the Post or CNN, so...it's surely fake news!

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