Academy Awards show audience down 58% from last year's record low. Elite network analysts baffled!

Hey, did ya see the Oscars last night?  

SURELY you did, citizen.  Cuz, well, ALL the cool kids watched so they could be lectured by the leftist millionaires on how faaaabulously WOKE they are compared to us ordinary people.  Among other wokie brags, they scolded Americans for not being more angry about the fentanyl-overdose death of a career criminal in Minneapolis.   Oh, and they endlessly reminded us about how faaaabulously Slow Joe and the fake black cacklehound are ruling the country.

Almost makes me sorry I missed it.

Actually today there was some good news about that slobbering wokefest:  The number of viewers was a staggering 58 percent below from the record low of last year!  Apparently only the elite glitterati of NY and LA watched--just 9.5 million out of the entire nation.  That's a crisis.

There is NO crisis at the southern border, but disastrous Nielson's for the Oscars?  Now THAT's a crisis.

In response, Democrat speaker of the house Pelosi said she planned to introduce a bill that would require all broadcast and cable channels to carry the Oscars, so anyone who wanted to watch TV then would have to watch the Oscars.  

When a reporter pointed out that this would amount to an "unconstitutional taking," Pelose responded "Nonsense.  They'll all volunteer to comply, just like everyone has complied with Dr. Fauci's orders to wear masks even at home.  If any station says they don't want to obey, we'll simply suggest to the owners that they may have trouble when it comes time to renew their broadcasting license."

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