January 30, 2021

The Mainstream Media breathlessly announces discovery of a NEW SUPERMODEL! Seriously.

Recognize the creature in the 4 pics below?

 

Maybe this will give you a clue:

"Prior to signing with IMG, the Brooklyn-based "artist" was best known for wearing a weird coat to the inauguration ceremony, and for the inability of journalists to contain their excitement in response to said coat. For example:

  • Glamour magazine:"Ella Emhoff...Is The First Style Icon of the Biden Presidency!"
  • CNN: "Meet Ella Emhoff, the U.S. presidential inauguration's breakout fashion star!"
  • Town & Country: "Ella Emhoff, Kamala Harris's Stepdaughter, Showed Everyone Else Up at the Inauguration!"
  • E! Online: "Ella Emhoff's Inauguration Day Stylists Share the Story Behind Her Instantly Iconic Coat!"
  • Daily Beast: "There's a Lot More to Ella Emhoff, Inauguration Star, Than Her Fabulous Coat!" 

Here's clue #2: "IMG" is a modeling agency that's owned by a big Democrat donor. 

Here's how the New York Times described Emhoff's...unusual...appeal, in an article announcing her new modeling gig:

Ms. Emhoff throws a crocheted grenade at the image of typical [models] with a style that could be termed Wes Anderson chic. In her selfies she doesn’t wear much makeup and doesn’t carefully blow-dry her naturally curly hair. She shows off her armpit hair and cartoonish tattoos...

The Times quoted the president of the modeling agency, "Being a model is not really about shape, size or gender anymore," and saying Emhoff was "a perfect fit" for his organization because she exudes "cheekiness" and "joy," and "communicates this moment in time."

Of course:  She "communicates this moment in time."  That was my first thought too, on seeing the pics above.  Well, actually my second thought after thinking "Wow, there's a supermodel who perfectly fits this moment in time!"  Since this moment is totally f'd up, just as the next four years will be.

Give up?  Hot new supermodel (TM) Emhoff is...drum roll please...the stepdaughter of...co-president Kamala Harris.

So NOW all the gushing headlines from left-wing rags make sense, eh?  

Have to say, if you were trying to find someone who perfectly represents the modern Democrat offspring, this would be it.

 

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