January 22, 2021

The faaaabulous Biden* regime made six "policy issues" vanish in a single day! Wow!

On January 19th--back when we had a legitimate president--an archive copy of the State Department's website showed a drop-down menu listing 23 “policy issues.”  But within a day of the Harris/Biden* regime taking over, the new State Department website listed just 17.

Among the things Trump's State Department found concerning, but which instantly vanished from the Biden regime’s more "nuanced" version of the State Department site,  were

  • "The China Challenge," “The Chinese Communist Party: Threatening Global Peace and Security.”
  • "Illegal Immigration"
  • "Iran: A Dangerous Regime," and 
  • "Venezuela: a Democratic Crisis."

Wow!  Did ya see THAT, citizen?  In a SINGLE DAY the glorious, sophisticated regime of Slow and Ho managed to solve SIX formerly critical "policy issues" listed by the incompetent Trump people!  In just a single day! (I only listed 5 cuz the last one wasn't a big deal--something about 5G and spying.)

That's just...amazing!  It's simply dazzling how brilliant Joe and his squad are, eh? 

You may well wonder what astonishing brilliance Joe* used to "solve" those former problems, eh?  Unfortunately unless you graduated from Hahvahd after attending an elite boarding school in Connecticut, you couldn't possibly understand how he did it.  You just don't appreciate..."nuance," citizen.  You probably still drive a carbon-spewing car, too.  Deplorable.

Oh all right, since you're begging so adorably, peasant:  We simply declare the problem solved.  And no, you can't do that yourself.  Only those of us from Hahvahd.  And the University of...Delaware.

No, we don't know anyone named "Neville Chamberlain."  Why do you ask?  Wait, isn't he a deputy Secretary of State?  Or wait...does he write for the Atlantic?

You say he had a meeting with Hitler a year before WW2 started, and came back to the U.K. saying he'd achieved "Peace in our time"?  No, I hadn't heard that.  I doubt that really happened.  Sounds like a right-wing scare story to me.  Cuz how could he claim he'd achieved "Peace in our time" if World War Two started just a year later, eh?  It's just silly.  That would be like declaring something true that... was...patently...um...

Gosh, look at the time!  I've gotta run--the plane's leaving for our meeting with Chairman Xi, so...you understand.

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