Memo from Americans to Fauci et al. Re: controlled double-blind study of aspirin

Say, did the directors of U.S. medical empires ever do a controlled, double-blind study on aspirin?

I mean, it's been used since 400 B.C. but I'm pretty the ancient Sumerians and Egyptians never did that study.  So ya know what, citizen?  I think Fauci is about to order it off the market until he has a chance to complete that controlled study.

Cuz, ya know, just cuz it's been used for 2,400 years doesn't actually prove that it's effective as a pain reliever.  And it sure doesn't prove that it would be effective as a blood thinner (to prevent clots).  So, hey, just sayin.