Mueller report: Every single Mainstream Media claims it's..."damning"

For over a year the Democrat leadership and their Hollywood supporters sneered that Robert Mueller's 22-month, $20-million-dollar investigation would, like, totally prove that Trump colluded with Russia to steal the election.

Last Christmas they sneered that in just a few months, when Messiah Mueller released the report he'd compiled, that would be the end of OrangeManBad, and the nation could go back to the loving, peaceful government run by Democrats and Deep State agents.

Well...how did that work out?

Seems Mueller a) didn't read his own report; b) that the report was written by his rabidly anti-Trump staffers--every one of whom was a radical Democrat; c) that the report found ZERO evidence of any collusion; d) that the only ray of hope for the Dem cause was that Mueller claimed his team "could not definitively exonerate" Trump from *other* charges.

Of course that's never been the issue.  But no matter:  The Dems were gonna run with that, cuz that's all they had left.  So watch below as 20 Lying Mainstream Media outlets--all of 'em totally kissing the ass of Democrats--claim the Mueller report was "damning:"

Wow.  Ain't it amazing how every media talking-head whore used the same term, eh?  "Damning."  Almost as if they were reading from the same script, eh?

But we assure you, citizen:  There is not a scintilla of evidence of bias in the Lying Mainstream Media.

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Robert Mueller is extremely honest and non-partisan, so if he says something, you should believe him.  His investigation was totally non-partisan, as were the members of his staff.  You are instructed to ignore right-wing bloggers who claim he only hired Democrats.  There is not a bit of evidence to support this.  While it's true that some of his staffers donated to the Clinton campaign, that isn't proof that they were Democrat supporters.  

A better explanation is that they were pro-feminists, pro-gay-marriage, pro-transgender and anti-war.  And because you believe in human rights, you support those causes too, right?  And of course Hillary supported all those causes.  So this just shows that Mr. Mueller's staff were "good Americans" just like you, citizen.

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