A division of USA Today carefully omits information about a "man" impregnating an 11-year-old

"AZCentral" is part of the "USA Today" network.  Three days ago they ran this headline:

Phoenix man accused of impregnating 11-year-old girl after sex in his car near elementary school

A "Phoenix man," y'say?

Say, you don't suppose a division of leftist- and open-borders-supporting "USA Today" would deliberately omit any, you know, significant facts about this kind of story, do ya?

Nah, they're "journalists," and an ethical journalist would never omit information that has a significant effect on your vote and decisions, right?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!  [Gasp!]  Hahahahahahahahaha!  Just kidding--they Lying Mainstream Media will say or print anything to get you to vote Democrat...cuz we need open borders, citizen.

Okay, start here:  The perp, 20-year-old Carlos Jacinto Cobo-Perez.  Who confessed, by the way.



And AZCentral wouldn't tell you--and I know you'll find it almost impossible to believe it could be true--but according to the Daily Caller Carlos is...an illegal immigrant from Guatemala.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.  It's so astronomically unlikely, eh?

Ya know, I think this shows us something important:  That the Democrats are right--we need open borders.  Cuz illegal immigrants are willing to do the jobs far too few Americans will do--like having sex with 11-year-old girls.

We need to open our borders to these people.   Really.  Seriously.  So vote Democrat in 2020--and thereafter.  Cuz our wonderful leaders--like Pelosi, Schumer, Adam Schiff, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigeig, Eric Swalwell, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders and all the others--assure us that we NEED open borders.