Democrat heart-throb announces his candidacy--with a cover story from Vanity Fair; media swoons
Today will be remembered as "The Day the Seas Stopped Rising." The Day the Planet Began to Heal.
Wait...both those declarations were made by Emperor Obama after he convinced 52% of Americans to drink his "cool kids" Kool-Ade of socialism, racism and free stuff for voters.
Okay, maybe Demcrats can't use those exact claims again, but surely the Earth shifted in orbit this morning, as the new darling of the Democrat party announced xer candidacy for president.
Wait, you say the new darling of the Dems is actually Alexandria Oddball Communist, and she hasn't announced?
Okay, you're right. But this morning Beto O’Rourke officially announced his candidacy. And everyone in the Lying Mainstream Media swooned!
Want proof? Well by amazing coincidence, just a day before O’Rourke declared his candidacy he was the subject of a fawning 8,600-word love letter published by Vanity Fair.
Isn't that an absolutely amazing coincidence? I mean, what were the odds?
Oh, and you'll be equally amazed that...he got the cover too! And what a faaabulous cover pic it was, too. All the beta girly-men in New York and DC were absolutley swooning over the pic. Many liberal pundits have claimed he has an uncanny resemblance to Bobby Kennedy.
The fawning piece was written by Joe Hagan, who also wrote a similar profile slobbering on an earlier Democrat presidential candidate: John Edwards. Hard to recall how Edwards turned out but it would appear Hagan has an excellent eye for presidential material, eh?
Pay particular attention to the composition of the cover pic (choreographed by experts and shot by famed photog Annie Liebovitz): Authentic west Texas gravel road. Solid, authentic, black Texas dog (not a poodle or wussy chihuahua) and a solid, authentic pickup truck.
I mean, you can't get any more authentic or masculine than that, eh citizen? This guy just ooozes authenticity.
I mean, doesn't every authentic, salt-of-the-earth, defender-of-the-ordinary-guy Dem presidential candidates launch his campaign with an 8,000 word cover story in Vanity Fair?
Of course they do, dahling.
Wait...both those declarations were made by Emperor Obama after he convinced 52% of Americans to drink his "cool kids" Kool-Ade of socialism, racism and free stuff for voters.
Okay, maybe Demcrats can't use those exact claims again, but surely the Earth shifted in orbit this morning, as the new darling of the Democrat party announced xer candidacy for president.
Wait, you say the new darling of the Dems is actually Alexandria Oddball Communist, and she hasn't announced?
Okay, you're right. But this morning Beto O’Rourke officially announced his candidacy. And everyone in the Lying Mainstream Media swooned!
Want proof? Well by amazing coincidence, just a day before O’Rourke declared his candidacy he was the subject of a fawning 8,600-word love letter published by Vanity Fair.
Isn't that an absolutely amazing coincidence? I mean, what were the odds?
Oh, and you'll be equally amazed that...he got the cover too! And what a faaabulous cover pic it was, too. All the beta girly-men in New York and DC were absolutley swooning over the pic. Many liberal pundits have claimed he has an uncanny resemblance to Bobby Kennedy.
The fawning piece was written by Joe Hagan, who also wrote a similar profile slobbering on an earlier Democrat presidential candidate: John Edwards. Hard to recall how Edwards turned out but it would appear Hagan has an excellent eye for presidential material, eh?
Pay particular attention to the composition of the cover pic (choreographed by experts and shot by famed photog Annie Liebovitz): Authentic west Texas gravel road. Solid, authentic, black Texas dog (not a poodle or wussy chihuahua) and a solid, authentic pickup truck.
I mean, you can't get any more authentic or masculine than that, eh citizen? This guy just ooozes authenticity.
I mean, doesn't every authentic, salt-of-the-earth, defender-of-the-ordinary-guy Dem presidential candidates launch his campaign with an 8,000 word cover story in Vanity Fair?
Of course they do, dahling.
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