"The Peoples' Cube" is great stuff
If you're stressed by watching the snowflakes and socialists and black-masked fascists (who cunningly call themselves "antifa"), "The Peoples' Cube"is a great antidote. It's a spoof of how communists would re-interpret everything thru their own unique lens. Definitely some dark humor, but funny.
Here's a sample of their "headlines for stories we don't have time to write about:"
DNC embroiled in controversy after party's official Twitter account accidentally 'likes' pictures of US Constitution and Bill of Rights
Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'
Experts: If we don't act now, unicorns will be extinct in just ten years. Children will ask, "Mommy, what's a unicorn?" Women and minorities will be forced to seek alternative hallucinations
Hawaiian federal judge declares Trump's Korean peace effort unconstitutional, rules Korean war must continue
ISIS claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers
New York: feminists march on Broadway, demand street be given non-misogynistic name
Experts: California's planned transition of all state jobs from citizens to illegal aliens by 2020 will help avoid bankruptcy and save money for social programs for illegal aliens
This Thanksgiving ex-president Obama continues with his tradition of apologizing to turkeys everywhere for the injustice they've suffered since America's founding
Bernie Sanders introduces single-payer public transportation bill to end America's unequal, unfair private transportation system
Hurricane Irma hits Cuba, causes millions of dollars worth of improvements to property and infrastructure
CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes
When asked to find North Korea on a map 56% of college students didn't know what a map was
BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 9 years ago. Life on Earth is no more.
DNC to pick new election slogan from four finalists: 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' 'Vote Democrat or everyone dies,' 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies'
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