Easily-offended snowflake student freak out over...a cotton centerpiece??
The president of a small private college invited some black students to his home. Apparently there's now a decor trend that uses cotton stalks as a table centerpiece, and that was the case in the president's home.
Well...one charmless female was outraged! and expressed her outrage on social media. Seems she was offended or triggered by the cotton, cuz it reminded her of how one-and-a-half centuries ago, her ancestors were among the many people--of all races--who picked cotton. But because some of her ancestors may have been slaves, she saw the centerpiece as offensive.
Here's a pic of the offensive centerpiece, and her reaction:
Ah, well...certainly. Triggered by cotton. How could the college president have been so insensitive?
Do you suppose this same snowflake is triggered by the cotton ball used to package bottles of aspirin and other over-the-counter pills? How long before companies are pressured by snowflakes to put warning labels on those bottles reading
And of course the next step will be for the snowflakes to demand that companies substitute polyester for cotton. In which case the trigger warning will still be needed, but will read
Well...one charmless female was outraged! and expressed her outrage on social media. Seems she was offended or triggered by the cotton, cuz it reminded her of how one-and-a-half centuries ago, her ancestors were among the many people--of all races--who picked cotton. But because some of her ancestors may have been slaves, she saw the centerpiece as offensive.
Here's a pic of the offensive centerpiece, and her reaction:
Ah, well...certainly. Triggered by cotton. How could the college president have been so insensitive?
Do you suppose this same snowflake is triggered by the cotton ball used to package bottles of aspirin and other over-the-counter pills? How long before companies are pressured by snowflakes to put warning labels on those bottles reading
"TRIGGER WARNING: To prevent damage during shipping this product is packed with a cotton ball. If you are triggered by the sight of cotton DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE, but call this telephone # and we'll ship you a special container without the cotton ball."
And of course the next step will be for the snowflakes to demand that companies substitute polyester for cotton. In which case the trigger warning will still be needed, but will read
"TRIGGER WARNING: The packing inside this bottle strongly resembles cotton, which may trigger emotional reactions in certain people. However, the material is NOT cotton."One wonders how such easily-offended people can bring themselves to wear cotton clothes without having a fit. Which suggests that the next step will be trigger warnings on cotton clothes.
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