Dictator vows to seize businesses that don't comply with his decrees

Venezuela is having tough economic times--a direct result of stupid dictatorial decisions by their ridiculously dumb socialist president, Nicolas Maduro, who has basically decreed that businesses must sell their products at a loss.

Needless to say, almost no business owner supports this policy.

No matter:  Maduro is known for his skill for negotiating, and said “We will expropriate whatever needs to be expropriated.”

"You have until Monday to comply; otherwise, I will take the most radical measures,” Maduro said.  “I am determined to make an economic revolution. Nobody, nothing will stop me!” he said.

"I have a pen and a phone, and I do not intend to wait for congress!  Comrade Obama has shown me the way one needs to rule to make progress!"

That last 'graf may have been poorly translated, but you get the drift.