Winter pic

Remember, citizen:  Global warming is very real, and you're causing it, by burning...anything.

So remember, record-cold weather doesn't prove anything.  You must believe that the planet is warming at a scary rate--because we say so!  And we have all the temperature records to prove it!

No, we won't show you the records.  Why would we do that?  You don't have any right to see those!  Well, yes, we did use public funds to collect these records, but what difference does that make?