Some...thought-provoking quotes from the Koran

With the Muslim communist Mamdani ruling NYC and the ghastly Abdul El-Sayed looking like a shoo-in to be the first Muslim U.S. senator, perhaps it's time to look at the commandments in Islam's holy book:

Democrat: "Dat FAKE NEWZ!  None of dat iz in duh Koran, cuz Islam is 'the religion of peace!"

DSA Democrat: "Actually we support all those orders.  Like our leader, the faaabulous, brilliant communist Hasan Piker has said, "We must make the streets run red with the blood of capitalists!"

Democrat: "Um...uh...umm...she doesn't really mean dat.  She jus' venting!  Yeh, dat's it!  After all, who wouldn't be screaming after Trump has been so mean to trannies and women and minorities and 'undocumented Americans,' eh?"