Yesterday in Paris at noon, Muslim stabs 3 women, says Allah told him to

Normally when someone tells you their motive for stabbing or shooting their victims, it's a pretty good clue.  But not in France or the U.K if the perp is a Muslim.

Seriously.  Cops say if the perp's a Muslim, you can't rely on his self-stated motive (in this case that Allah told him to kill women).  Instead cops insist you must assume the perp's crazy.

See, your political leaders constantly assure you that "Islam is THE religion of peace," eh?  If that's true, then no True Muslim would stab three women unless he'd had some rare type of temporary breakdown.

And of course who can ever understand mental breakdowns, eh?  So say it with me, citizens:  "We may never know his real motive," eh?

And just as intended, even though the perp claimed "Allah told me to kill them," French police are NOT treating "the incident" as a terrorist attack. 

Two of the victims are in critical condition, while the third is in serious condition.  No word on whether the victims were terrorized.  Cuz...reasons.

Not treating "the incident" as terror-related is how pols reassure voters that terrorist attacks are down, eh?  At this rate, in five more years there won't be a single terror attack in all of France.  This is Plan "A" for the French government.  Great work, guys.

Cops eventually apprehended the suspect, still carrying the two knives he used.  Video shows him saying: "Allah commanded me."

By contrast, Interior Minister Laurent Nunez would only say the suspect was heard "uttering incoherent statements," and said he has no idea about the motive for "the incident." 

Laurent following Plan "A" to the letter, eh?

So: Two female victims in critical condition and a third is in serious condition.  But don't worry, citizens, cuz...Plan "A" is working.