What's the most valuable thing a man can teach his wife?

I would have accepted "When seconds count, police are only minutes away," but this one is better: 

 

Now here's the hoot: On the website that featured the above pic, half a dozen liberal females made comments to the effect of "That's horrible!"

Couldn't resist replying "If you're ever being attacked, hope you remember what you just wrote, and that if you hadn't been so woke you might have been able to defend yourself.  But don't worry, your attacker will be pleased with the choice you made."