If you don't like what you see Muslims doing every day, you're "Islamophobic"

 

Democrats:  "NOOooo!  All cultures are totally equal!  Islam is duh religion of peace!  Reeeally!  Yew may have heard dat dere holy book sez dey mus' rule duh world, but dat probably just a bad translation.  Yeh, dat's it. 

"An' some Islamophobes claim Muslim men throw acid in the faces of women.  Dat not true!  But if it is, yew know American Christian men do that too!  Yep yep yep. 

"An' yew may have seen stories about Muslim dads or moms killing their daughters for dressing like slutty American girls.  Dis also fake newz!  Nevah happen!  Jus' a right-wing conspiracy story!

"An' yew may have heard dat Muslims hate dogs.  We don' know nuffin' bout dat.

"An' yew may have heard dat in duh Islamic Republic of Britain, 250,000 white girls were 'groomed' and used for sex by gangs from Pakistan.  Dat absolutely fake!  Made up by UK conservatives to get 'em to vote for right-wing parties!  Yep yep yep!

"An' yew may have heard dat some nice Muslim pipo in Minnesota got a few dollars to fight hunger or autism or start daycare centers or take po' pipo to doctors offices, or elect Keith Ellison as the state attorney-general.  Duh Trumpies are jus' pickin' on 'em cuz dey Muslim, an' din' file paperwork right!  Yep yep yep! 

"Yew deplorables are jus' xenophobic!  And Islamophobic.  Yep yep yep!  Dat's it.