Have ya evah noticed that no one ever flees TO a socialist paradise?

 

Democrats: "NOOooo, dis fake newz!  Americans and Europeons constantly flee to Socialist utopias like Cuba and China cuz life is SO much bettah there!  Reeeally!  Duh proof iz in duh numberz!  Every flight from the U.S. to Cuba was totally full of Americans seeking a far bettah life there!  Dat why duh eeeebil TrumpHitler regime ordered flights stopped, cuz duh full planes wuz makin' Trumpies look bad!  Reeelly! 

"See, ebry year a million young Americans flee to China, cuz dey gits ebryt'ing free there, wifout havin' to slave away in some 9-to-5 slave job!  In China if yew wanna start a bidness puttin' on 'Drag Queen Story Hour' at the local library, yew don' get no pushback frum local homophobes!  If yew wanna provide 'gender-affirming healthcare' to Chinese kids, duh gummint will support dat!  At least all my frenz say dey will!  

"See, duh U.S. is oppressive, repressive, built on stolen land, built wif slave labor!  Socialist countries don' haz none o' doze problems!  An' dey got free housing an' free healthcare!  Yep yep yep!