Democrat Socialists of America win 4-for-4. Dem party response?

Citizens, may I present...Gavin Newsom, the man the Democrats are all salivating over.  Fawning over.  Slobbering over, to be the next prezzy.  Cuz he's led his huge, resource-rich state to SO MANY "firsts," eh? 

 

Now here's the worry for Democrats like Newsom:  The Democrat Socialists of America are challenging regular Democrats for control of the Partei [sic].  This puts Dems in a bind:  If dey don't support socialism/communism, they'll get primaried--and recent election results say they'll lose to the DSA candidate.  Ooohhh.

And even if they manage to win the primary, they need duh votes of duh Socialists (communists) to win the general election.  Ooohhh again.  What to dooo, eh?

Are you smart enough to figure it out?  Sure ya are!  Cuz the number-one priority of pols is to be re-elected, always.  So ALL Dem pols will quietly promise to be good socialists.  Some will openly embrace socialism, others will do it quietly, only in small meeting organized by socialist supporters--with no reporters allowed, so non-DSA voters will never know about the candidate's suck-up to the DSA.  

Nice to have friends in the Media, which will nevah report that they were barred from attending the meeting, eh?  

So what does this mean to you, eh?

Nuffin'.  Well, aside from a barrage of platitudes and rationalizations from Dem politicians: "We Dems have a Big Tent, so we welcome a diverse [ooohh, nice] array of viewpoints!"  "We iz duh Big-Tent party!"

"Why yew skeered of socialism, citizen?  After all, ebrywun loves Social Security, right?  An' "social welfare"!  An' government-owned, government-run public housing has been a HUGE success!  So yew shouldn't fear socialism cuz yew akshully NEEDS it!  It beez unfair to force some pipo to work fo' a livin'!"

The result is as predictable as the sun rising.  Starting last week, Dem candidates known they can't win unless they support socialism/communism.  The challenge is to let the socialist know you support 'em, yet keep that knowledge hidden from non-DSA Dem voters.

But thanks to the corrupt, Democrat-fellating Media it's easy, since no one outside the DSA ever hears or sees about Dem candidates supporting socialism.