Deputy mayor of Paris blames U.S. for heat deaths in the EU

In the SOooo advanced nations of Europe, more people die each year from heat than the number of firearms deaths in the U.S.

There's a solution, of course: let people have air conditioning in their homes.  But EU rulers recoil in horror!  "NOOooo, we cain't allow dat!

Rational adults: "Why?  Cuz all high officials in the EU have it in their homes, and it's in all your government buildings.  So you must think it's a good thing for some pipo.  So why do many cities in your oh-so-sophisticated [sarc] "union" ban it in private homes?"

EU rulers: "Cuz a/c beez eeeeebil!  Duh devil's work--or would be if we believed he existed."

Rational adults: "Wait...if you claim it's eeeeebil, why do your rulers have it in their homes, and why do all government buildings have it?"

EU rulers: "Wow, look at the TIME!  I'd love to answer that but gotta go catch my government jet to get to the next international conference on Global Warming Climate Change!"

Cut to: Paris.  Office of the deputy mayor for egg production.  Just kidding--it's the "deputy mayor for international relations."

Ahh, you think I'm kidding.  Meet Audrey Pulvar, "deputy mayor for international relations" for Paris.

If you think that's absurd, consider that Paris has 36 deputy mayors.  And as you already guessed, every one of 'em is a batshit-crazy leftist--experts in taxing, RULING, and increasing the amount of their too-generous lifetime pensions after leaving office.  (Pensions?  For a fucking deputy mayor?  But of course, deplorable citizen.  "We are not savages!")

Other than those skills, they can't spell "cat."

But Audrey has one invaluable skill: she blamed the number of heat deaths in France on...wait for it...Americans.

Yes, you read that right.

Of course she didn't say that directly, because until recently no current politician ever says things directly, cuz it's too easy to refute their bullshit.  Instead she said this:

As the second-largest emitter of greenhouse gas emissions in the world, [America] bears a significant amount of responsibility for global warming and the consequences we in France are experiencing.  Your cities, which are 90 percent air conditioned, are not unrelated to this.”

Notice how brilliantly nuanced her statement was.  She claims that because U.S. cities are "90 percent air-conditioned," this increases the number of heat-caused deaths in France.  How?  Why, by worsening Grobul Worming, of course!  

If U.S. Democrats and socialists passed LAWS banning all a/c in U.S. homes (but of course allowing it in "public housing"--hmmm) and ordering all units removed, the next demand would be to ban gas-powered cars.  Then ban domestic air travel--take duh train instead, deplorable, like the sophisticates in Europe do!

Point is that NOTHING will please the Left/Dems for long.  Cuz if you haven't noticed yet, every surrender is always followed by the next demand.

Nevermind.  Democrats are too dumb to understand any of this--which is why the Democrat Socialists of America are taking over your party.  Utterly predictable, and I'm lovin' it.  

Source: Moonbattery