Manifesto of the leftist maniac who shot up the White House correspondents' dinner

...in which he explains his motives and targets.  (Edited to remove most of the deranged ranting/fluff):

I apologize to...all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

If I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. 

Why I did it:
   I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

How did this deranged moron get this notion?  Oh, dat right: from duh Lying Mainstream Media, and from every damn piece of shit Democrat politician except for John Fetterman.  They push this every damn day, especially on the late-night propaganda-fests amusingly called "comedy shows." 

My expected rules of engagement:
    Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel) are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest.
    Secret Service: targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*)
    Hotel Security: not targets unless they shoot at me.
    Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
    National Guard: same as Hotel Security
    Hotel employees and guests: not targets

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people chose to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Again, where does someone who has no first-hand knowledge get these beliefs?  From leading Democrats, eagerly parroted without a word of criticism by the Lying Mainstream Media.

Rebuttals to objections:

1: As a Christian you should turn the other cheek.
    Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial.  I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Again: he has no direct knowledge of any alleged Trump crimes, so again the question: where did he get this rhetoric?  Democrat politicians and their Media supporters.

Turning the other cheek when someone else is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
   Rebuttal: Whoever thinks this way need to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.
   Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
   Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
   Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

Sincerely,  Cole “coldForce” Allen
“Friendly Federal Assassin” 

Ok, now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? 

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.  No damn security--not in transport, not in the hotel, not in the event.

The one thing I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

If anyone had done the unthinkable and stopped you, slammed your deranged, arrogant, entitled ass to the floor and found the weapons in your bags, you and your tribe would have screamed bloody murder!  "Dis beez oppression!

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Really, you moronic dipshit?  Guessing you were surprised to find there were layers of security inside the hotel, eh?

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

"Ma Deuce" is the Army nickname for a .50-cal machinegun.

This wacko is a total creation of Democrats and the Democrat-fellating Mainstream Media.  Every lie this moron believed came from them.  And yet when a friendly Democrat-fellating CNN interviewer asked the smug leftist Demcrat piece of shit congressman Jamie Raskin "Do you think Democrat rhetoric played any role in this?" without a moment's hesitation he bleated "What rhetoric?"

Smug.  Knowing he wouldn't be challenged.

Smug.  Smirking.  Protected.  Immune from consequences.  It's how all Democrats roll.  

And now they're bleating "Dis wuz staged by Trump."  Seriously.

Source.