Student at Tucker Carlson's old prep school asks him to speak there. Hilarity ensues...

You'll get a laugh out of this.

Tucker Carlson attended a prep school (St. George), and a student asked him if he'd come speak at the school.

When Carlson called the staff at the school to ask about this, the staff wouldn't give him a straight answer on whether he'd be allowed to speak there.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Do we have free speech here?  Fundamental right?  No.  Not if you're a conservative, because Democrat shitheads who ignorantly proclaim themselves to be "liberal" won't you can't speak anyplace they rule.

"But hey, we lib'ruls jus' LUVvvs duh Free Speech, citizen!  We iz all fo' dat free speech thing!  Just not here.  Yew kin go ovah to duh mall, or duh junkyard, and say anyt'ing yew want.  Jus' not here.  An' why?  Cuz we sed so.  Dat all yew needs ta know, deplorable!"

So...Carlson spent a week or two calling various offices at the school, trying to get a straight answer.  No luck.  Called the "headmaster's" office for a week.  Shithead wouldn't return his calls.  Finally gets a call, and the guy lied his ass off.  You really need to hear this:

Carlson--a champion debater and easily the smartest guy on the tube--asked the officious, self-important "headmaster"  "If Oprah Winfrey wanted to speak at your school, would you bar her?"

Shithead replies, "Dat hypothetical."  Classic dodge.

A week later Tucker gets another call from the school: 

Lying shithead: "We haz a new reason yew cain't speak here: 'It's too dangerous.'"

Carlson: "Dangerous from whom?"

Lying shithead: "Uhhh...we don' know, but weez sure some conservative wif' a gun gonna do sumpin if yew speak here."

Carlson: "Don't you have armed security on your campus?"

Lying shithead: "No, none of our security officers are armed.  Dis beez a gun-free zone!"

Carlson: "So how about if I bring my own security?"

Lying shithead: "NOOOoooo, yew cain't doo dat, cuz dis beez a gun-free zone!"

Carlson: "Suppose Joe biden wanted to speak there.  Would you demand that his Secret Service detail be disarmed?"

Lying shithead: "Dat hypothetical.  We smaht!  We know not to answer hypotheticals!  Ouah in-house counsel dun' tol' us not to doo dat."

Carlson just laughs his ass off about the cowardice of these liberal Democrat shitheads.  He says You'd think that a school that claims to be liberal and enlightened would love free inquiry, free speech, so that at worst they'd say "We hate this Carlson guy's politics, but we want to give our students the chance to evaluate his ideas for themselves."  But of course liberal shitheads don't do that: they never let conservatives speak, because they know people like Tucker would totally destroy their totalitarian, fascist policies and ideas.

No liberal bureaucrat or adminishit will EVER take on a sharp conservative like Carlson.  If you disagree, find a video that proves that wrong.

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