Jobs report--hyped as faaabulous!--quietly shows the regime is lying--hugely

Headline on ABC: "Employers added a solid 187,000 jobs in August."

Of course you have no way of knowing whether that's real or not even close.  So here's ABC:

The job growth marked an increase from July's revised gain of 157,000...
   From June through August, the economy added 449,000 jobs, the lowest three-month total in three years.
   Unemployment rose from 3.5% to 3.8%, the highest level since February 2022 though still low by historical standards.

See, citizen?  Fewest jobs added in awhile BUT "still low by historical standards."  Wonderful!

Only people who are actively looking for a job are counted as unemployed.

NOW: take a look at that "July's revised gain of 157,000" claim.  Last night at 10pm eastern I predicted that the original jobs number for July--posted August 4th--would be revised downward, as it always is when a Dem is preznit, because the lying rat-bastards always issue fake higher job numbers to make the Dem look good.

Last night I predicted the original reported figure for July jobs--by coincidence, 187,000--would be revised downward to 175,000.  Turns out I was much too generous to the biden regime, since the actual revised number for July--released today--was 157,000--or 16% lower than the Dem-fellating 187,000 they bleated on August 4th.

Now, the regime just announced that (again by coincidence) 187,000 jobs were added in August--the same number they initially announced for July.  Anyone wanna bet which way that number will be revised a month from now?

I'll predict that a month from now the 187,000 jobs claimed for August will again be revised...wait for it...downward--a LOT.

Finally, here's another...anomaly:  When the jobs report for June was released (on July 7th) the biden regime boasted--in writing, on the White House letterhead and website--that

Payroll employment was up 209,000 in June.

But take a look at the graph below, from the Democrat-fellating NY Times:

See the low bar third from the right end?  That's June.  But WAIT...it shows about 100,000 jobs were added.  That can't possibly be true!  Cuz duh biden regime said--in writing--that the roaring economy added 209,000 jobs in June!  (If you think I made that up, click the link above, go to the second 'graf.  See?)

So how did an alleged 209,000 jobs drop to around 100,000--less than half the latest revision?  Here's ABC:

From June through August the economy added 449,000 jobs, the lowest three-month total in three years.

NOW, if that's true, we have July's revised number, released today, of 157,000, revised down from the 187,000 bleated on August 4th--and then the faaabulous 187,000 bullshit number for August (we'll pretend to believe it for now).  Add those two up, then subtract from the 449,000 reported by ABC for June thru August.  What do ya get?

You should have gotten 107,000 jobs for June.

WAIT!  I just showed you a link showing the fucking White House itself bragged that they'd created 209,000 jobs in June!  But now we learn the real number is 107,000--barely over half of 209,000.  Did they lie that brazenly? 

Yep, they sure did.  And you believed every word, cuz you have no way of knowing if they're lying.  (Hint: If their lips are moving...) 

Democrat voter: "Dat not possible!  ABC's number must be wrong!"

Yeah, you wish:  Today duh regime admitted  that June's job number was revised down from 185,000 to 105,000--a drop of by 80,000.

WHOA!  Normally there's only one revision to an earlier month, but for June we had TWO revisions, both downward.  In July the White House bleated that June added 209,000 jobs, then in August that went down to 185,000, then today revised AGAIN, again down massively, to 105,000.

Geez, the regime bragged that TWICE as many jobs were added than were actually added.  A HUGE lie! 

Now if you google "revised jobs report for June 2023" you'll see there are 5.6 BILLION results.  Not one of them in the first thousand gives the revised number you asked for.  Instead all you get are stories parroting the rosy, bullshit regime bleat of 209,000.

Today the BLS revised that number down to 105,000.  But my google search shows that the ONLY result showing that number is from today's jobs report (Sept 1).

But the jobs report released August 4th should have reported the revised figure for June.  So try googling "jobs report released august 4 2023."  You get 3.8 BILLION hits.  Finally you find that the alleged "revision" for June released August 4th dropped the June number from the 209,000 bragged by the biden regime to a far lower 185,000.  And yet today that figure was "revised" again, down to 105,000.

Why two revisions?  No one is saying, but we can guess:

It's because 209,000 jobs was a brazen lie.  And then the first revision to 185,000 was also a lie.  So now we're at 105,000.  Think you'll see that number on *any* Mainstream Media outlet?