Three more major stores in downtown San Francisco to close. But everything's FINE, citizen!

"The economy is BOOMING!  Everything is FAABULOUS, citizens!  Polls show Americans favor Democrat policies by 97 to 2 percent, with 1 percent clueless.  Top analysts at CNN, MSNBC and the alphabet nets say Biden on track to win even more votes that the 81 MILLION he won in 2020--which, by the way, was 15 MILLION MORE votes that even the faaaaabulous Barack Obama got!  Cuz he's just that much MORE charismatic and personable!  And SUCH a dynamic speaker, too!"

"What?  No, I don't know anything called "Union Square."   You say it's in San Francisco?  High-end retail stores?  Okay, so what's your point?   No, I have no idea how the area is doing.  It's in a great Democrat-ruled city, so I would guess it's booming.

"Sorry, can't take any more questions. I have to go.  My government jet is waiting,  I have to get back to Washington.  Important business to take care of!  Always working for you little people!"

 

Kamala Harris's assistant: "What's your source for the list of store closures above?  Our sources tell us this list is wrong.  No, we're not going to tell you what we claim is incorrect.  You need to do your own research.  It's not our job.  But we know San Francisco has a faaabulous Democrat mayor, and the Board of Supervisors is all Democrat, so we know they're the best of the best!  So there cannot be any unusual problems there.

"And if there were unusual problems, it would be due to Trump supporters, i.e. Domestic Violent Extremists.  Probably raaacists. 

"So, everything's just FINE!"

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