biden Dept of Ed creates new test that big Dem-ruled cities can adopt; pass it and get highschool diploma!

From: Miguel Cardona, Secretary of Education 

To: All K-12 public school officials and teachers

The U.S. Department of Education is one of the most important federal agencies.  Without our crucial guidance, schools would have no idea what to teach, or how to grade, or what restrooms students will be allowed to use.

In recent years there has been some controversy over whether some schools were actually teaching the things all highschoolers needed to learn, or were merely acting as bundlers for political contributions from teachers' unions to the Democrat party. In particular, some large cities had very low graduation rates, which caused a few malcontent parents to doubt the skills of local school boards. 

We can't have parents questioning our policies, so to resolve the problem of low graducation rates, after extensive research and testing we have created a new standardized test that school systems can administer to seniors.  Students who pass this new test will be deemed competent to receive their highschool diploma.

27 large cities have already adopted our new standardized test that certifies them as quality HS graduates.  Here are the test questions, but schools are directed to NOT show the questions to students!:

1. How many states in the United States?
2. Who is the president of the United States?
3. What nation borders the U.S. on the north?
4. Which is larger: 0.1 or 0.01
5. Which is larger: a million, or a billion?
6. Which of the following is/are racist:
     a. math
     b. white people
     c. laws demanding that people wanting to vote must have a photo-ID;
     d. anyone who says there are only two genders
     e. all of the above

7. Which of the following people are NOT related to the Kardashians?
    a. Kim
    b. Chloe
    c. Kourtney
    d. Kylie
    e. Kendall
    f. MaryAnn

8. If you saw seven statues of Founders and former presidents, and your anti-racist friends had already pulled down four, how many would be left to destroy?

9. If Antoinicious gets $400 per month from AFDC, $300 per month from unemployment and $1200 per month from Democrats' "Universal Basic Income," what's her total monthly income?
   a. $1200
   b. zero
   c. a million dollars
   d. $24,374
   e. doesn't matter cuz whatever it is, it ain't enough  

10. Which of the following is/are racist?
   a. Republicans
   b. the Constitution
   c. conservatives
   d. Donald Trump
   e. all of the above

11. Which of the following statements is/are true?
   a. "The southern border is under control and totally secure"
   b. "Inflation is good"
   c. "Diversity is our greatest strength"
   d. "The United States has always been a racist country"
   e. "Republicans are racists"
   f. "Socialism is far better than capitalism"
   g. all of the above

12. Which of the following are good ways to show you're anti-racist?
   a. Burn down white-owned businesses
   b. Liberate merchandise from white-owned stores
   c. Overturn police cars
   d. Ambush police and firemen
   e. all of the above

13. You've heard about the "First Amendment."  Where is that found?
   a. The Declaration of Independence
   b. The "Inflation Reduction Act"
   c. The Treaty of Omaha
   d. The "Civil Rights for Transgenders Act"
   e. The "Affordable Care Act"
   f. Doesn't matter because the Supreme Court deleted it after finding that it allowed "hate speech"

14. Which of these did President Biden name as the greatest threat to our nation?
   a. The unvaccinated
   b. Russia
   c. China
   d. Canada
   e. disinformation
   f. "domestic violent extremists"

15. The Democrat party has called for de-funding police departments.  But when Republicans demanded that the FBI be de-funded, Democrats accused them of being "against law enforcement."  This is an example of what?
   a. Double-standards
   b. Hypocrisy
   c. Cognitive dissonance
   d. Progressive taxation
   e. Nuanced thinking

16. Which of the following statements is/are true?
   a. The most important thing is to vote Democrat
   b. The biggest threat to the world is Global Warming
   c. Global Warming is caused by CO2, which is a deadly poison.
   d. America emits more CO2 than any other country, so we are the ones who need to give up the most to save the Earth.
   e. Unless Americans stop using "fossil fuels," all life on Earth will be destroyed by Global Warming in ten years.
   f. All of the above.

END OF TEST.  It has been decided that if a student gets 8 questions right, that will qualify for a highschool diploma.

Miguel Cardona, biden pick for the crucial post of Sec of Education

(Do I really need to add /s ?)