DC mayor ORDERS all residents who take home test for HIV to report duh results to duh DC Gestapo! Wait....

Muriel Bowser is the mayor of Washington DC.  She has now stamped her fat hooves and ORDERED all DC residents to report their HIV status to "DC metro Health Gestapo."

Oh wait...the Left would NEVER put up with THAT order, eh?  The gay mafia would sue her so fast it'd make your head spin.  So what she really did was ORDER residents who take a home test for duh Chyna virus to report their results to DC Metro Health Gestapo.

Oh yes, that's MUCH better, citizen!  G_d forbid any pol or gruberment bureaucrat would ever order gays to report their HIV status, but when it comes to duh Chyna virus, ev'ryting bees different!  Dis virus KILLS 0.01 percent of da peepo who get it, so we jus' havta ORDER everyone to report dere status, right?  An' if yo' don't, we t'row you in da prison wif' doze "insurrectionists" who done tried to overt'row our Dear Leader back in January!

I am truly surprised that Americans have put up with people like Bowser and her ilk, and orders like this, for 18 months now.  Maybe I could see a rationale for this crap if states like Florida had the highest caseloads, and the Dem-ruled, must-show-vax-passport to stick your head outside states--the shithole Democrat-ruled states like NY and Cali and New Jersey--had microscopic cases, but DAT AIN'T WHAT WE'RE SEEING, eh?

Fauci lies.  Rochelle Walensky lies.  The dimwit who's retiring as head of the NIH--Francis something--lies.  Not a single one know fuck-all about what they're doing, as evidenced by their many MANY contradictory ORDERS.

F 'em.  Oh, and that nasty, stupid piece of crap Muriel Bowser too.