Are you having fun yet?

Hey citizen, are ya having fun yet?  Do ya feel "flush with cash" (as the Mainstream Media claims) after 18 months of lockdowns?  The Mainstream Media claims those lockdowns have driven savings to an all-time high?  Are ya loving the fact that the biden regime has allowed TWO MILLION illegal aliens into the U.S. since taking office?  Are you comfortable knowing that the regime has flown most of those aliens to cities far from the border, without even notifying state governors?

If you're not totally supportive of everything the regime has done, you clearly need an attitude check.  Cuz all the "cool kids" totally love the regime--especially the friendly, non-threatening Resident, his totally cool, competent VP, and all his appointees, including gay secretary of transportation "mayor Pete," and the totally cool head of Homeland Security, Havana-born Alejandro Mayorkas, the oh-so-competent Sec. of State, Tony Blinken, the totally-honest, not-at-all-corrupt Attorney-General Merrick ("I can lie to congress and you can't touch me!) Garland, and the head of Health and Human Services, Xavier Becerra.

So here's what the Media are insisting is true:

• The lockdowns have caused Americans to save more money than ever.  Yay!
  
• Rioting is good, in part because of all the jobs it creates to repair the damage.
  
• Heart attacks are good for you, and normal.  And are absolutely NOT caused by the vax.
• The vax prevents you from getting covid.
• Fully-vaxxed people can't infect others, so taking the vax protects others.
• People who refuse the vax are a huge threat to kill you and your kids, by giving 'em covid.
• Even though you can't get covid if you're fully vaxxed, you must still wear a mask, cuz Science! 
  
• Inflation is caused by y'all buying so much stuff, so it means the economy is REALLY strong.
• Ivermectin is for horses, and has never been approved for preventing or treating covid.
• If you see a story about ivermectin stopping covid in India, think "misinformation."
• If you see a story that the CDC helped give ivermectin to Indian patients, think "misinformation"
  
• Anytime you see a story questioning the FDA, CDC or the government, think "misinformation" 
  
• Empty shelves are good, cuz they mean Americans are buying products at a record pace.
• ...so if you can't find something in the stores, it's your fault for buying so much!
  
• Joe. Biden is the most popular president in the history of the United States.
• ...we know that because he got 81 million votes--more than anyone in history!
  
• Kamala Harris is the most popular VP in history.
• If you see a story saying Kamala only got 1% of the primary vote, think "misinformation."
  
• The U.S. is now more respected around the world than at any time in history.