Bill Gates gave the U.N. $100 million to buy the world's fastest supercomputer to solve....

Bill Gates--universally acknowledge by both the U.S. and world media as the greatest humanitarian of all time--gave the U.N. $100 million to buy the newest, most powerful supercomputer evah.

The plan was for the computer to tell 'em how to solve the never-ending conflict between Israel and the Palestinians.  Should the Pali's get half of Israel to form a Pali state, or should the Israelis maintain the status quo with the Palis in Gaza launching rockets every couple of years?

U.N. munchkins fed the computer all the relevant data and history, and pressed "Go."  An interminable 30 minutes later the computer printed out its solution.

It read, "Move all Palestinians to Iran."

The Iranians--and the rest of the Muslim world--were outraged!  "We're a sovereign nation," they screamed.  "Like all compassionate, caring liberals around the world, we sympathize with the plight of the Palestinians, but you can't seriously expect us to simply surrender our national sovereignty and our Iranian leadership to the Palestinians!  It's insane!"

The U.N. lackeys dutifully typed the Iranian response into the computer terminal.

The computer hummed for a minute, then went quiet.  After a minute it printed "How strange.  You had no problem demanding that Israel give up its national sovereignty and surrender to Palestine.  What's different now?"

The U.S. Mainstream Media reported that somehow the computer blew itself up.

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Do I really need to add /sarc ?