Under the leadership of HarrisBiden*, number of new jobs created in Feb confound the experts! Yay! Wait...what?

Hey citizen!  Didja hear about the GREAT jobs report for February?  It is SO great!  Happy days are here again, eh?  All we had to do was get rid of the Awful Orange Racist Warmonger and install the most faaabulous co-presidents in history!  It is SUCH a relief to have good leadership in Washington for a change, right?  Sure!

Because Americans trust our great co-presidents to lead us out of the dark days of the virus-of-no-known-origin, business owners are optimistic again, and hiring like crazy!  Companies added over 100,000 jobs in February!  In fact, 117,000!  Isn't that faaabulous, citizen?  Sure!

All the experts reported "encouraging signs of economic growth," according to a report Wednesday from experts.  So if anyone asks you how the economy is doing, you're gonna tell 'em what the experts said, right?  Sure!  Cuz you don't want Twitter or Facebook to block your account, do ya?  You don't wanna be one of the UNcool kids, do ya?

What?  No, I don't know how the jobs report compares to the same number when the awful Trump and his band of horrible racists was running things, but I'm sure this month's report is better than Trump did.

What?  No, I don't know what the forecast was for the number of jobs created.  But I'm sure this great performance exceeded all the estimates.  Besides, the people who make those estimates might not be...um...reliable.  They might be saboteurs inserted into powerful positions by right-wing extremists, like the ones who almost killed all the members of congress during that armed insurrection on January 6th.  

Wait...you say economists predicted that 225,000 new job would be added in February, and that the actual performance was barely over half of that estimate?

Nah, I don't believe it.  Besides, what do they know, huh?  That's probably a totally bogus number created by conservative saboteurs in the bureaucracy.  Yes, I guess you could call 'em Deep Staters.  Actually that's kind of catchy.  Do you mind if I borrow that?

But I'm sure that when all the corrections are made next month, the jobs report for February will turn out to be even better than the forecast!