Minneapolis: Protesters spell out the word "LOVE" in burning homes and buildings
Protesters--excuse me: "Mostly peaceful protesters spell the word LOVE in burning homes and businesses. Media cheers their artistry."
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis spelled out the word "LOVE" with homes and businesses set ablaze by their riots.
"We just really wanted to show how much we care about love and social justice by burning this community into a powerful reminder of what it's all about," said local protester Jake Hernandez, who had flown in from Portland for the event. "Now, when police and fire helicopters fly over to try to restore order, they'll be inspired by our message of love and harmony."
Upon seeing the heartwarming message of unity, police dropped their batons, ripped off their badges, donned bandanas, picked up bricks, and joined the protesters in their rioting and looting. "I don't know how I didn't see the light before," said former police officer, now Antifa chapter leader Bridget Morrison as she lobbed a Molotov cocktail into a minority-owned business. "I'm woke to the cause of love and harmony."
The protesters were also planning to burn the powerful slogan "SOCIAL JUSTICE" into predominantly black parts of town. Unfortunately this plan had to be put on hold after organizers realized they'd run out of buildings to burn.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis spelled out the word "LOVE" with homes and businesses set ablaze by their riots.
"We just really wanted to show how much we care about love and social justice by burning this community into a powerful reminder of what it's all about," said local protester Jake Hernandez, who had flown in from Portland for the event. "Now, when police and fire helicopters fly over to try to restore order, they'll be inspired by our message of love and harmony."
Upon seeing the heartwarming message of unity, police dropped their batons, ripped off their badges, donned bandanas, picked up bricks, and joined the protesters in their rioting and looting. "I don't know how I didn't see the light before," said former police officer, now Antifa chapter leader Bridget Morrison as she lobbed a Molotov cocktail into a minority-owned business. "I'm woke to the cause of love and harmony."
The protesters were also planning to burn the powerful slogan "SOCIAL JUSTICE" into predominantly black parts of town. Unfortunately this plan had to be put on hold after organizers realized they'd run out of buildings to burn.
Okay, this was satire. But it's getting harder and harder to tell.
Powerful:
Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And
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The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June
1, 2020
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9:16 PM
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