"Activists" demand death certificates list "global warming" as a Cause of Death

You know how "authorities"--the dictators who are ruining the economy--are decreeing that gunshot deaths shall be ruled as being due to the virus?  Well, "activists" in Australia have demanded that death certificates list "global warming" as cause of death in many cases.

Oooh, you can see how this will work:  Dude is hot, is thinking about getting to the pub for a cold one, zones out, gets hit by a bus.  "Cause of Death:  Global warming."

Or...gal parks her car with all windows rolled up tight on a warm sunny day.  Her bottle of hand sanitizer--which is 70% alcohol--vaporizes and the vapor is ignited by a spark.  Cause of Death: "Global warming."

Or...moronic "Doctor" (Antony Falsi?) says "Some dumb Americans think the virus is killed by heat.  Nonsense!  Heat makes it more deadly.  SO...from now on in Australia, everyone killed by the virus will have the Cause of Death listed as "Global warming." 

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