Leftist mag that warned "Ice Age Coming" just 29 years ago now pushing...wait for it...

These are actual Time covers.  In 1977 "da experts" at Time were wailing "New ice age is a'comin!"

Just 29 years later it was "Planet's gonna burn up!" 

But you need to believe Time.  Really.  They were right--both times.  And we only avoided the next Ice Age by believing their warnings and drastically changing our economic system to pump out more...something.  Wow, disaster narrowly averted! 

Now you need to believe the new scam.  Cuz deez guyz is real smaht, see.