Harvard adminishits:"Not enough diversity in historic scientific achievement!" But we can fix that!

Facts are pesky things--because they often contradict the claims of snowflakes who wish they weren't true.  This hurts the feewings of the snowflakes, which makes them lash out in bizarre ways.  Case in point:

For decades the entrance to Harvard's Borstein auditorium was lined with portraits of scientists who had made some of the most fabulous, lifesaving discoveries in medicine.  But the pencil-neck geeks at Harvard were devastated, because this collection of portraits of the most outstanding scientists was entirely...white.  And almost entirely male.

"OMG!  This is, like, SO unfair!  And...and...raaaacist!  And sexist!  Whatever can we do to right this horrible wrong!?"

The august members of the Diversity and Equality Committee first considered simply ruling that every fourth of the honored scientists would be declared black or hispanic, and that person's portrait would be re-painted to match the declaration.  Unfortunately nearly all the honorees had descendants--and amazingly, a few of these descendants objected to having their grandfather arbitrarily declared black or hispanic.

Other descendants--clearly not appreciating the utmost seriousness of the matter--objected to their grandfather being declared female.  So reluctantly, the august members of the Diversity and Equality Committee abandoned this perfectly reasonable solution.

But the great minds of Hahvahd's Diversity and Equality committee were not to be so easily thwarted, and after another couple of months of high-IQ thought, they found a solution to the problem of not enough diversity in scientific achievements: they simply made all the white male scientists disappear.

Yep, the Diversity and Equality Committee simply junked all 31 portraits of the great scientific discoverers..

You see, comrade, the past was bad, because historical facts don't agree with current liberal dogma. History is bad because it does not support the progressive narrative.

Solution?  Erase the past.  Tear down statues progs don't like.  Junk portraits of white males.  Replace portraits of past presidents on our currency with pics demanded by progressives.

Down the memory hole, comrade.  And if you object, you're either raaaacist or sexist.  Or both.


H/T Moonbattery.