How to determine whether you're a Democrat, Republican or Southerner

To see whether you are, at heart, a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner, how would you respond to the following scenario?

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and children.  Suddenly a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, sees you, screams "Allahu akhbar!", raises the knife and charges.

You're carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

If you answered any of the following, you're definitely a Democrat:

• "I need more information to answer the question."
• "What's a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP"?
• "Does the man look poor or oppressed?"
• "How can I be sure he wants to harm us?"
• "It's impossible to draw any conclusions without being guilty of profiling!"
• "If he wants to kill us, we must have done something to offend him.  We have to find out what we did to him to determine the best response."
• "Could we run away?"
• "I need to ask my wife what she thinks we should do." 
• "If the 'Kimber' thing is a gun, I could swing it like a club and knock the knife out of his hand."
• "I can't answer until you tell me what the law says I can do in this situation.  Obeying the law is always the top priority."
• "Do I have the appropriate state and city permit to have this Kimber gun-thing?"
• "Your scenario is unrealistic:  I would never carry a loaded gun.  What kind of message does this send to society and to my children?"
• "Is it possible he'd be satisfied to only kill me, and let my wife and kids run away?"
• "There's no way to be sure he wants to actually to kill us.  Maybe he'd be content just to stab us non-fatally.  If that's the case, it would be unfair of me to shoot him."
• "I'd call 9-1-1." 
• "If this street wasn't deserted, someone would save my family.  And it's Trump's fault that the  street is deserted, cuz he cruelly wouldn't spend the money to restore our neglected cities!"
• "I need to ask my friends what they'd do." 
• "This is a stupid question!  People don't go around stabbing complete strangers in the street!  Oh, you say this really happens in Germany, France, Belgium and Sweden?  Hmph.  I don't believe you."
• "What do Germans do when this happens?"

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Republican's answer:

• BANG!

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Southerner's answer:

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
• BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!  Click.....