August 23, 2017

Time once again to play "Fact or Fake?"

...the game where you get to do what CNN editors and producers do: They either make stuff up that fans the flames of race hate and hatred of conservatives, or else they kill stories about things that really happened but that either make Dems look bad or conservatives look good.  You decide.

1. What does this letter look like to you?

Sure--it looks like a collection letter.  Now, suppose I told ya this wasn't actually a collection letter, but a fundraising solicitation from a political party.  Which party would you guess?
  • Republicans, because as the Dems constantly tell us, people who vote Republican are so poorly educated--"deplorables," as Hilliary put it--that they'd think it was a real demand letter and they'd send lots of money immediately; or
  • Democrats, because as they constantly tell us, their voters are all highly educated, so all those who received it would know right away that this was...um..."a joke."  "Satire."  "Sophisticated humor."  Remember, these are the folks who think "Saturday Night Live" is actually funny.  So they must be really smaht.
2.  One party is trying to change the rules for EBT cards to let people make donations to political parties using the card.  Which party?

3.  One or more cable networks claimed Trump could be impeached for one of the things he said in Phoenix last night.  The choices:
  • ESPN, cuz they're now "all politics, all the time;" or
  • PBS, cuz they're all in on getting Trump removed via the 25th amendment; or
  • MSNBC, cuz they're looking to double their viewers from 34 to 68.
 4.  A Leftist organizer has called for a statue of Christopher Columbus to be removed from the center of a traffic circle that bears his name.  Is the city
  • New York
  • Austin
  • San Francisco
  • Los Angeles
  • Chicago
  • Atlanta
  • Seattle
  • Portland
  • All of the above
 5.  What's the capital of Ohio?
  • Cincinnati
  • Canton
  • Cleveland 
  • Toledo
  • Dayton
  • Is this a trick question?  Isn't it Columbus?
Answer:  It's Columbus, but only for another three weeks, until the snowflakes pressure the city council to change the city's name to Martin Luther King City.  Or Leningrad.  Or "Chairman Mao Memorial City of Peace."  They haven't quite decided.

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