January job report: Fewer Americans cursed with "job lock"

Wow, did you hear the latest job report (for January)??  It was amazing!  The official unemployment rate fell to *minus* 1.3 percent!!

The transmission may have stuck a spurious negative sign in there but the idea is accurate:  It's getting better and better!  And no one has any reason to suspect the number is bullshit, because...well, it was calculated by a real office of the Obama administration!  Which, as we keep hearing from the MSM, is "the most transparent in history!"

I think "transparent" is supposed to mean honest or something.

Economic analysts had predicted that nearly 200,000 people would be enslaved by full-time employment during the month of January. In fact, only 133,000 were cursed with what the Obama administration, the Democrats and every member of the Mainstream Media are now calling "job lock"--the condition in which people are virtually forced to keep a job they presumably don't want, solely to get less-expensive group health insurance.

But thanks to the heroic efforts of the pResident and his strategists, 67,000 Americans were spared the agony of being "locked into" a job.

Thanks, Democrats!

Sorry, I shouldn't be sarcastic about that.  After all, it wasn't Obama's fault. 

It was George Bush's fault.