Who is this guy?

Who d'ya think this is?

Is it
a) Lord Percival Plushbottom, 7th Earl of Velveteen;
b) Dan Rather;
c) Madonna; or
d) Ernest Moniz, Obozo's new Energy Secretary?

Now, I'm certainly not in any position to make judgments about someone's appearance, but...I *really* wanna go over this guy's CV.  I get a really...odd...vibe about this pic.  Oh, I don't doubt that the guy has beaucoup degrees, from absofuckinglutely stellar institutions. But just...dayum!