Tuesday, January 18

What Bush should say...PJ O'Rourke

In The Weekly Standard, P.J. O'Rourke tells us what he thinks President Bush should say in his inaugural address:

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I had intended to reach out to all of you and bring a divided nation together. But I changed my mind. America isn't divided by political ethos or ethnic origin. America isn't divided by region or religion. America is divided by jerks. Who wants to bring a bunch of jerks together with the rest of us? Let them stew in Berkeley, Boston, and Ann Arbor.

The media say that I won the election on the strength of moral values. If the other fellow had become president, would the media have said that he won the election on the strength of immoral values? For once the media would have been right.

As they say, Read the whole thing.


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